Speak to me
By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
haha, I have a friend that their dog gets lonely, and if she doesn't leave the tv on when they go out the dog whimpers :(
forever alone....
SQUIRRELS!!!! THEY ARE EVIL MOFOS. THE ARE RATES WITH FUR AND A FAT BUSHY TAIL! >:|
Moan the loan and pray that you'll run over some Playboy magazine.
Get a dog. They are called mans best friend for a reason. Or go to a bar, get drunk, and meet other drunk people. Plus, there will probably be a tv on in the bar!
better hope your pleasure stick in your top drawer has charged batteries or it's going to be a very lonely night. here's a tip go out and get laid even ugly girls get loving might just need to stay at the club a little longer than the pretty ones chin up
Well aint that a bitch D:
get a blow up doll
uhh want to hang out? call me ;)
Keywords
FAP= Forever Alone Party
Sounds like a party.