Lonely, Television and Miscellaneous: Speak to me

Speak to me

By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I felt so lonely that I left the TV on for company. Then the power went out. FML

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thedrummer 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:46

FAP= Forever Alone Party

mazora 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:44

Sounds like a party.

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techweed 12

Friday 17 June 2011 9:21

maybe it knew that no company would ever come

DropDeadSerena 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:23

go out and do something

WDLfootball 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:24

fyl! god hates you! lol jk.

ELITEPUNK95 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:28

all u need is twenty bucks, a pipe, and a lighter.... Mary jane is evrybdys frend :)

dudeitsdanny 9

Friday 17 June 2011 9:28

And her laptop picks up little particles of wireless internet that escape from other people's houses through open windows.

florenzfang 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:29

Wow, just like your life

jellybelliez 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:37

aww that's suckz!! go 2 ur mommies house!!!

1215116a 14

Friday 17 June 2011 18:40

Aww ur grammer suckz!!!1! go bak 2 ur skool plz!!

Im_Mousey 1

Friday 17 June 2011 9:37

aww I want to hug you...

User1518 6

Friday 17 June 2011 9:41

Aww!!! I'm sorry!!! :'( I'd be your company! I also want to give you a hug!

peasonearth 8

Friday 17 June 2011 9:45

sucks for you..

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