Lonely, Television and Miscellaneous: Speak to me

Speak to me

By Lonely - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I felt so lonely that I left the TV on for company. Then the power went out. FML

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You deserved it 5 894

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thedrummer 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:46

FAP= Forever Alone Party

mazora 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:44

Sounds like a party.

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FireSphinx 5

Friday 17 June 2011 18:40

completely alone in utter darkness ? that's not so bad ;)

budd28 0

Friday 17 June 2011 19:08

lmao thats funny

hateevryone 14

Friday 17 June 2011 20:09

i know how it feels to be lonely but u should call some friends and see if they want to hang out instead

ohhibug 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:28

Forever Alone.

Dark_Angel003 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:48

talk about irony..

mrT95 1

Friday 17 June 2011 21:43

ydi because you didn't turn it back on

lillisums 0

Friday 17 June 2011 22:19

get a pet of some sort make sure it's a baby tho

tuckriggs 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:05

boo hoo bitch

locagurl 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:09

don't worry I do the same thing

prettygabbie 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:29

wow. smh..

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML

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Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

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