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By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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Top comments

IIIXIII 0

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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Comments

saIty 17

Of course, I mean who has the first name PimpDaddy anymore?

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saIty 17

Oh poop, OP is a girl. But SugarMomma is rarely used in these days also.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I stupidly called my kids ****-Knuckle and Drop-Kick. It's amazing how many times they get mistaken for people on here.

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CattyPurry 0

let's just hope the cashier can hook you and your dad up sometimes xDD

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TN9R 1

maybe he was sending you a message? judging by your long night, and waking up late, i can take a fair guess that you dont have a job, maybe you should apply there.

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newmandotcom 6

you deserve it for having the same name as the cashier at dunkin donuts

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Senior29 8

ur dad seems fun! :)

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

That's so cool. It just goes the show the little things in life can make people very happy.

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Some people can't do that. Even if she can, it still stinks.

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