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By tired - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad woke me up 3 hours early, after I'd been up very late the night before, because something "awesome" happened. Apparently the cashier at Dunkin' Donuts and I share the same first name. Thanks Dad. FML
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Top comments

IIIXIII 0

God forbid he loves you...maybe one day you'll appreciate that he thinks about you when you're not around. At least you have a dad.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Wow way to ruin everyone's mood.

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Comments

sarahrocrocrocks 5

i never even been to a dunkin donuts l0llll.

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LilysTillie 7

Your dad seems fun & for him to be that excited about that, he must love you lots!

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sheethapins 13

Oh, so you're the one? Could you tell your dad to stop coming into my work everyday asking me strange questions about my name, my parents, and what school I went to without at least buying one stupid doughnut? My boss is getting pissed...

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the_gabe254 0

Lmfao. this is hilarious. Awww, but you can't blame him; Thats just how father are. ha ha ha

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Oakley34 4

Haha sounds like something my dad would do...

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Free_Candy 0

Fatherly love. Something I never had.

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bfflrhea 0

31- no, go fart in a shoe box!

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kaycarly 0

You people who said they deserved it are dumb. They don't deserve it. You need to get a reality check.

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R34luver 5

33- i saw my name as the main character in a movie!

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