Health, Drunk and Awkward: Spectacle

Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Anna - 18/06/2011 16:54 - Estonia

Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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kittycat1597 10

Monday 24 December 2012 16:23

If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!

galaxystar2 6

Monday 24 December 2012 16:17

Christmas card for next year!!

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 24 December 2012 16:27

I hope she sent Grandma at least 12 shots. That way, Grandma could have the cutest 2013 calendar! A close-up of your puffy eyes could be a great April Fools and a vomit stain on your shirt would be a spoooooky Halloween fright!

HortonThelephant 15

Monday 24 December 2012 16:28

Gosh op... I'm really sorry I vomited on you last night as I was leaving! I was hella-drunk! Raging party though!

Lant 6

Monday 24 December 2012 16:39

Just be happy there wasnt anything drawn on your forhead

ICastillo 24

Monday 24 December 2012 16:45

There was it said "I

gracehi 31

Monday 24 December 2012 17:50

Dammit, ICastillo! Why must you leave me in suspense?

ICastillo 24

Monday 24 December 2012 19:39

Where's the fun in just blurting out what it said? It's so you can use your imagination and fill in the blanks.

Myo_fml 20

Monday 24 December 2012 16:42

Well, if she is punishing you for drinking and not joking around, she'll have gotten her point across. Nothing is worse than when a grandmother is disappointed in you -shudder-.