Break-ups and Love: Spineless

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 821

You deserved it 3 611

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 052

You deserved it 2 876

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 468

You deserved it 28 231

Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 436

You deserved it 69

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 549

You deserved it 3 601

By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 143

You deserved it 4 992

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 788

You deserved it 2 027

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 449

You deserved it 5 069

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 807

You deserved it 3 290

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 410

You deserved it 2 687

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 552

You deserved it 5 736

illabye 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 12:04

Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."

lizard399 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 11:54

Meow! Cause he's a pussy..

Comments

Xcherrypie 16

Thursday 1 March 2012 15:48

My Ex fiance did this after we broke up he said owning my number hurt him too much- I didnt even text him or call him once. Twunt.

dwcomposer 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:06

My ex-gf did the same to me. It goes to show you're the stronger person and definitely deserve better. I'm sorry though OP, hope things look better on the other side of the street

DeviousAngel 13

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:27

I agree with 49. People who don't break up with their girlfriend/boyfriend face to face are either cowardly or careless. However, changing a phone number would be worse than sending a break up text.

imabeast119 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:51

What a pussy

SmS1291 5

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:53

Such a dumbass. You deserve so much better then that wimp.

Clarese 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 16:58

Well...you can do better than that! Some men have no guts or maturity! Time to move on and be happy. Best wishes.

iftheglovefits 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 17:32

Eh. My boifrand lied and said his friend from another town dared him to be single. I was like: "I'm sure that's not true, but even if it is, you broke up with me because of a dare so I don't want to go out after either" because we dated before but he would break up with me and asked me back out so many times.

jlstough 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 18:03

im going to thumb this down, 1. for the way you spelled "boyfriend" and, 2. that you said the current form of "boyfriend" meaning you didnt kick that immature dweeb to the curb after a stunt like that.