Break-ups and Love: Spineless

Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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You deserved it 3 611

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 052

You deserved it 2 876

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 231

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 436

You deserved it 69

By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 549

You deserved it 3 601

By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 143

You deserved it 4 992

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 788

You deserved it 2 027

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 449

You deserved it 5 069

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 807

You deserved it 3 290

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 410

You deserved it 2 687

By DeadBroke - 07/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 552

You deserved it 5 736

illabye 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 12:04

Find out his number and text him "Ah baby I love it when you play hard to get."

lizard399 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 11:54

Meow! Cause he's a pussy..

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kyleu 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:22

30 I was thinking the same thing.

badmike89 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:44

Hate to tell you this but one of the many signs of a true player I did that once but I was breaking up with 4 at once

snlaurenbb 3

Friday 2 March 2012 2:32

I'm thinking bullshit

aliLu 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:17

you mean your ex-boyfriend

88sforlife 0

Friday 2 March 2012 0:09

Do u mean ex boyfriend op?

DoubleCross 9

Friday 2 March 2012 1:01

don't drop that thun thun thun

TheDrunkPanda 3

Friday 2 March 2012 1:15

Did he know you were his girlfriend?

wolfette0008 1

Friday 2 March 2012 2:06

Correction. Ex-boyfriend.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 2 March 2012 2:21

LOL.

PRpandaz 6

Friday 2 March 2012 4:01

Sounds like your boyfriend's a little bitch.

inmyhead_128 2

Friday 2 March 2012 5:14

wow...sounds like something my ex-boyfriend would do...and he was a douchebag! =/

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Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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You deserved it 8 360

Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 655

You deserved it 12 587

Today, my mom let me know that I'll have to spend my entire tax return on replacing my car brakes. The reason I need new brakes is because almost every single time she uses the car, she floors the gas while the parking brake is still on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 403

You deserved it 2 698

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 10 161

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 697

You deserved it 61 290

Today, I was diagnosed with COVID, and given a week off work to quarantine. When I sat down on the sofa, my girlfriend slapped the remote out of my hand and handed me a list of chores, "to do while you're lazing around on vacation." It's four pages long. Double sided. FML

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