Transportation: Spiteful!

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 308

By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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You deserved it 38 644

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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You deserved it 147

By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Are you OK?

By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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theslimshadylp 6

Friday 31 August 2012 9:20

Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.

omfg_creepers 8

Friday 31 August 2012 9:16

Now that's a sticky situation

Comments

007type 26

Friday 31 August 2012 9:44

That's one swift Granny...

Sandsh8rk 36

Friday 31 August 2012 9:44

You should have pinned her to the ground until the cops arrived. :D

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Friday 31 August 2012 9:52

I would have quickly gotten out of my car and written down her license plate number.

sexaaydino 14

Friday 31 August 2012 9:46

À granny that can run?

THISxGUYx 3

Friday 31 August 2012 11:37

She must not be that old

salamq 6

Friday 31 August 2012 9:51

And what the hell did you do?

Kenuru 21

Friday 31 August 2012 9:54

Why is this under "intimacy"? Unless...

Meme1988 18

Friday 31 August 2012 9:56

Like a boss! :-)

Poetic_Potion 4

Friday 31 August 2012 9:58

Sorry , my grandma is kinda insane She likes to mess with people's brain . :)

byRose 7

Friday 31 August 2012 10:05

I swear they test older drivers to see if they can still drive?

gmc_blossom 21

Friday 31 August 2012 10:12

I'm not quite sure if this is a question...

DerMarktradikale 13

Friday 31 August 2012 10:17

So, did the soda taste good?

jovizzle 8

Friday 31 August 2012 10:32

If grandma over here can get out of her car.. Bring some soda with her.. Make her swiftly over to you.. And pour it all over you.. And get back to her car and drive away before you (the young adult) realize what has happened... 3 letters... Y D I.