Dogs and Animals: Splashed out

Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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You deserved it 61 901

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By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2023 17:00 - New Zealand

Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

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By Jammy238 - 01/02/2010 05:27 - France

Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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You deserved it 39 073

By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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You deserved it 5 408

Cool banana!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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You deserved it 216

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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interventions 1

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:11

ahahahahahaha good job buddy

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:30

too bad your dog didn't go after it.

Comments

julesies 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:48

hahahahaha. this sounds like something i'd do.

liamandme18 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:01

my god! this is hilarious but really sucks. my phone is my life so i would have had a panic attack/tantrum/full on freak out if that happened to me

CrazedLeper 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:44

Not believable. Even if someone threw the phone by mistake, a stick feels nothing like a phone. I seriously doubt anyone would have talked into a stick for any length of time.

Dave010897 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:16

#54 is true, but the 1st part is believable and hilarious :D

mathews666 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:06

thts why we use bluetooth buddeh

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:32

Yeah, but Bluetooth makes you look like you're talking to yourself :)

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:21

I took my new Blackberry Storm out in the Wal-Mart bathroom so I could play WordMole while I did some business, and accidentally left it sitting in the stall. It was gone when I came back, and I reported it stolen only to find out that the Verizon rep sold me 3rd party insurance, and my brand-new Storm got replaced with a "reconditioned" one that the screen only "clicks" on one side. The other side is frozen. FML.