Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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ForestFire0 1

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

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Rok_fml 0

I hate public toilets D:

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lovemyblueeyes 0

Haha, that sucks. I always just squat if I use public bathrooms- way easier than covering the seat.

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Funtertaining11 0

I feel for you. That's why I don't sit on them. I'd I ever have to, I cover the seat with a lot of toilet paper. Ugh. That's gross:(

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icehot 0

idk about you guys but i couldnt identify my crap from a lineup

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Night22_fml 4

How does a bus "fly" over a bump? WHOOSH! SUPERBUSS!!!!!!!!!! Must've sucked to sit in your seat after this shitty incident.

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lazydeviant 0

Sings "The people on the buss go up and down!" That's nasty. I am sorry!

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