Transportation: Splish splash

Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By FailedTraveller - 04/07/2018 15:00

Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By "Jam2019" - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 20 April 2009 16:35

The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

Rok_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

I hate public toilets D:

Comments

hatehatehatehate 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:45

I still hope you're my ex-girlfriend.

hollisterhottiex 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:50

lmfao thats why you don't use those bathrooms. i took a school trip on one, and had to pee like a russian race horse.. i held it for two and a half hours and ran like hell to the bathroom when we stopped haha. you coulda avoided this my friend.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:51

Lesson #1 of public transit: Never, ever use the restroom!

Bumlove89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:54

@76, thats how my friend's mom got a bladder infection. Its not healthy holding it on for a long period of time. Plus, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

maandaa_0 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:00

wow, fail.

Ric3ball 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:06

Haha #52 :D

rakhil11 7

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:24

omg

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:33

@77 - And yet, there's no possibility of infection from the shit that just happened (no pun intended). =/ It's a four-hour bus ride, it wouldn't have killed her to either go before getting on, or wait until she got off.

Sumguy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:48

How nasty is that!!! I know some one who got a boil on their ass from sitting bare-bottom on a public toilet(it was in a subway station though, rofl). I don't blame you at all, I used to work in construction. I used to have to layer up the seat before taking a poo. Just for peace of mind. There are several types on infections you can actually get from sitting bare ass on a public bowl.

Osakhomen 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:35

#81... it actually could do a lot of damage. I had a teacher who passed out from holding her pee to long. Instead, learn to pee standing up... or hover over the seat...