Splish splash

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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Same thing different taste

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The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.

Rok_fml 0

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just confused about the whole being careful about germs but yet you don't flush the contents of other people's poop, you put your privates directly above it. It does smell like a fake. Unless those toilets don't flush for some reason? Additionally, MOST women can't do the stand up pee. I've yet to see a seat not completely sprayed with their little princess pee while trying to protect themSELVES from OTHER people's germs. LIFT THE GODDAMN SEAT LIKE A MAN IF YOU WANT TO STAND UP LIKE ONE! Or just go find a fire hydrant why don't you.

Buses go over bumps all the time, and they pretty much travel the same route all the time, so if it sprayed that badly, it'd be all over the floor. I've been in the bathroom a Greyhound bus. The toilets don't flush, but it goes like four feet down to prevent splashing out. I've been on that Greyhound for over 24 hours, and the only time I went in there was because I felt motion sick. I was nine. They make enough stops that you really don't need to use the bathrooms.

ever heard of squatting?....unless your an old woman that can't squat -_-

sassyie123 0

just a few words as a comment: get tested for hepatitis. i'm serious

Angejolie 0

Wow, you actually counted the amount of toilet paper squares? dah-AM! Next time wear a diaper. Lol.