Creepypasta and Work: Spooky

Spooky

By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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By not a shitty situation so fuck you - 24/06/2016 22:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By op-poopy - 22/04/2011 14:26 - Canada

Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML

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awkwardology 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:07

This sounds suspiciously like a beginning to a Scary Move... Dibs on the film rights!

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:06

Call ghost hunters

Comments

tinyrosie 21

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:15

..ghost busters ain't gonna do shit. CALL A ******* EXORCIST!

tj_lagro 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:41

But, she isn't possessed, so an exorcism wouldn't do anything.

tinyrosie 21

Thursday 5 September 2013 18:21

But, plot twist, she's Katie from paranormal activity! Dun dun dunnnn

AnimeGirl1 10

Friday 6 September 2013 5:09

actually, an exsorcist should perform an exsorcism on the area...and a blessing to keep it away.

mangobbler 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:24

Either a) someone was trolling you, or b) you should start contacting whomever has knowledge on the paranormal.

comment11111 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:43

Awesome experience!

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:24

No... It wasn't. Quite scary actually.

Dreamcatcher1229 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:44

Hell no, no ******* way, that's sooooo not cool. DX Dude, I'm sorry OP, that sounds horrific. I hope you were being trolled!

DriAA7 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:47

NOPE NOPE NOPE! That situation would constipate me for life!

str1kepa1n 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:52

That's sPOOky.

zelf_fml 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:52

If you have any poo... Throw it now!!

hunteryager 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 13:25

Madagascar reference?

Pelios_fml 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:53

Maybe she thought no one was in the restroom with her and wanted to pass some time by making weird noses by giving birth to her turd? Then she met her mom outside the restroom and ran away in embarrassment?