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By aarong - 10/02/2014 06:42 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

You should replace the playlist with a voice recording of you reading erotica

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killinpoptarts 9

Make sure to have a separate voice for each character

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middlenamefrank 8

My guess? She probably has very poor taste in sex partners, too. Maybe THAT'S what you should be concerned about, dad.

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Cagara_fml 10

why were u looking at her ipod, and why is her choice of music your concern??

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UnicornFarts 15

Nowhere does it say ipod. He could have found a file on the family computer.

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JazNim17 18

I really hope OP's daughter wasn't stupid enough to put a sex songs playlist on a family computer where it was easy for her dad to find.

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Nastorrian 11

You and this mom OP would be perfect for each other, both clueless and ignorant.

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syed121417 22

Maybe OP's daughter has a computer or laptop she left on the playlist in her room?

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ExiledRemixx 13

That's the parents daughter. Are you stupid? Not to mention music these days suck. So once again your stupid.

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xerbrus 14

Age is a big factor in this one but whether she's 15 or 19 you're a different need as a father to not want to go slaughter whoever she has been sexually active with

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AngelOf_Darkness 28

I know right?! Most fathers would go crazy and immediately go Hulk mode and try to kill the poor guy; I know mine did :P This is a good chance for OP to have a talk with his daughter, and I mean a "Real Talk", not him going off on her for having sex before marriage. He should take this as an opportunity for him to connect with his daughter and let her know about what's right and wrong; what she should do and shouldn't do. I'm saying this from experience. I wish my parents did this instead of biting my head off. Best of luck to the OP and his daughter! ^_^

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cocacola999 27

Now, now, be an optimist, OP. Maybe she has a decent taste in music, but the idiots she sleeps with prefer to listen to crap?

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tr_guy79 7

Or maybe she's not sexually active, and that is her music for alone time with herself???

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laden_swallow09 34

Why would her playlist be "sex songs" then?

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subwaysurfers 13

Because the playlist contains songs about sex maybe?

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syed121417 22

Variety of reasons. She could've mis typed and meant sexy songs or maybe she just enjoys more initiate music. She could hit be having sex but masturbating, as well which isn't bad at all, in my opinion

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masroujh 4

Replace all tracks after the first song with screamo. Let the games begin...

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xerbrus 14

metal is actually a preferred method for me if i use music at all

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dachayke 16

No, replace it all with tobuscus songs. That shit's annoying.

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SMHsohard 22

No sex music list is complete without Barry White.

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LumpLegacy 15

Make a new playlist. Good music to listen to while your grounded. ;p

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AlexRen 21

#26 the grounded music should only contain 1 track, and the track is just radio static. Lmao

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frizz101 22

Well OP, bad music aside, I hope your daughter isn't 12 or 13, or else you need to have a serious talk with her.

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minna97 14

Having premature sex? No problem. Bad music choice? Hold da **** up.

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