Relax

By Anonymoosey - 19/02/2012 23:47 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

What song was it?

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bustub2 8

"I'm a Little Teapot" is my guess.

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katsuku 5

Relax (don't do it) by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

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McDonaldsworker 4

Please don't say the song is that Barney "I love you" theme song

guitarbeast 22

Haha I'm pretty sure it's who let the dogs out

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thatpreppyguy 0

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

What what in the butt.

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The_Hitdude 12

WTF is wrong with you? That was extremely disrespectful and unnecessary. You are the epitome of a troll. Go **** yourself.

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chocolemonade 6

well if it makes you feel any better, my favorite song as a child was about chugging alcohol and "pissing the night away"...

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MoodyBlue320 11

I love that song! I can't believe I never knew >_

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Damn_Hippster 11

Never gonna give you up?

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lebronesque73091 12

These damn fmls always keep you guessing.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

82, I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down!!

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mxpklx 12

I think I'm turning Japanese" is about sex...

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Simoneaux17 11

Motörhead - Orgasmatron

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RadPenny 6

Get Low-Lil' Jon that was mine as a kid...unfortunately...

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nofearjenshere 12

relax (don't do it) has now been infested with FMLers. (including me)

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DezmondFlynn 6

I agree with Relax And in response to the "Pissing the night away comment", just in case you didn't know, it's a phrase that basically means drinking cheap/weak alcohol all night. It's a UK thing.

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Marcella1016 31

"I would do anything for love...but I won't do that"

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imustbeinsane 2

FACK by Eminem, only he isnt very good at delaying ****** in the song

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cc_the_beast 6

One of my favourites as a kid was 'Whats the Story, Morning Glory?' by Oasis. "All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade"

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gntfmlingnow 12

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hayleyjames 0

My favorite song when I was a kid was it wasn't me by shaggy

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stariee1997 16

188 - me too! I had no idea what it meant but I knew practically all the words (except for the really fast rap part). I'd sing it while playing Spyro on the ps1 with my dad. xD

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chocolemonade 6

Ah, I did not know that! Still doesn't make it that much better :p

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JavIin 0

Knowing about delaying an ****** is common childhood knowledge? Wow! I never knew!

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gunmania0 12

I like big butts - sir mixalot

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emilyjgraham 34

unfortunately mine was me julie by shaggy and ali g...

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MischievousV 8

No its not. A lot of people think it is but the band said it was about a guy missing a girl and feeling 'foreign'. Cracked busted the myth in one of their articles

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gunmania0 12

Sorry 226, I got the song off of a friend. God damn misinformation.

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Loveely414 9

Mine was turn me on by Kevin lyttle -_- I was so naive

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Savnmax 0

Chumbawumba!!!!! Takes be straight bac to 4th grade!

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starmite 0

I think it's eminem fack ..... That poor gerbil

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smartblondey 5

My favorite song was milkshake by kelis :) ah the innocence :)

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bfsd42 20

162, you are close but incorrect. Pissing the night away is drinking any sort of alcohol. Not necessarily cheap or weak stuff.

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SailorLove 4

Get low came out when most of us were in high school. Before your time 146.

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forevermay5811 0

Well, my favorite song was (I'm not quite sure If this is the name, but whatever,) "Pussy Control." my family told me I sounded just like the man XD

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blaackandprouud 20

Haha my favourite song was Smack That- by Akon. I never knew..

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etharay 6

My best guess would be that one by sum 41- In too deep?

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smartblondey 5

My two year olds knows all the words to peacock by Katie perry. The looks I get when she sings it :L

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smartblondey 5

My two year old always sings "I wanna see you peacock" when ever we go grocery shopping everyone's facial reactions are priceless :L

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foreverlonelyLOL 0

Hahahahhahah! Mine too :p

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AngelSpit 18

One of my faves as a child was I used to Love her GnR. A proud momment for my mother was picking me up from catholic school at 6 years of age and watching me skip down the hall past the nuns singing "I used to love her, but I had to kill her"

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dayschape420 0

82- TUBTHUMPING WAS MY FAVOURITE SONG TOO!!!

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fishielover1124 12

That's what I was thinking. I can't imagine another song having that meaning O.e

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thethingthatshou 4

As a child I listened to an old Cajun song called " the Cajun stripper" top that

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trintrinmir 9

No, that's about getting stoned. Cause your eyes look like your Japanese when you get stoned apparently...

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schalk 12

It's actually about the face you make when you tug it

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GreenDayFanatic 5

It's about the face you get when you **********.

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In_some_bullshit 13

#188 I was about to comment and say my favorite song as a kid was "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy best 90's kid's song lol

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DMo42 14

My guess is Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

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TheSithAssassin 15

Now I want to know what song this is! Anyway I hope you still enjoy it. ;)

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cheerbabe3254 4

OP was listening to some very innapropro music!

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ilikeapplejuice 7

I want to know how OP's parents let him listen to that as a child.. unless they didn't know it was about anal sex and delaying an ****** either??

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immaMonsta 8

#45 There were a lot of songs in my childhood I listened to that were about sex and I didn't understand. I was really innocent as a child lol. So maybe the parents thought OP didn't understand what the song was REALLY about back then?

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jcarolina 4

But OPs parents must've found it awkward when OP sang along..?

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Astroman129 7

59- for me that was Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera.

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21jason 9

That doesn't narrow down the song selection much.

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TheMaster15 10

Really? How many songs do you know that are about anal sex and delaying an ******?

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21jason 9

Just about every song that comes out now.

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floopyflooper 2

44-while it is true that most songs that come out now are about vulgar topics, OP said it was his favorite song as a child so I don't think that applies to current songs.

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MoodyBlue320 11

It's Relax(Don't Do it) by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

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deadeyedex 6

Almost every Eminem song

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max_wilder 9

I can imagine a child singing the lyrics to a song like that

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lkrunner101 7

Haha When i was younger i used to sing naughty lyrics to songs not even realizing what they meant

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l0v3p4in 7

Hey, go to Youtube and your mother may have posted a video of it online. There's plenty of them with small kids singing the latest pop/rap song riddled with sexual innuendos and profanity. You may already be an Internet star and never knew it. ;)

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ladyLALAA 28

I think it's that "girl I want to make you sweat" and there's a line like "looking at your big brown eye." I wish OP would clarify what the song is..

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MrsWojtowicz 16

ladyLALAA... It's "looking in your big brown eyes". That song is most definitely about sex... however, Bob Marley is a little more classy than that. ;)

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ladyLALAA 28

Haha, 283 thank you for the info! I will promptly march my mind to the gutter!

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thedhanjal 10

Well this is a shitty situation

1215116a 14

Not only an overused pun, it's not even being used right this time. ._.

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HondaKidd 5

You don't have to be so anal about it..

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melchibr_fml 0

Well there is the possibility that anal sex can be a shitty situation. But the situation itself doesn't deal with the act, only it's inclusion in a song.

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SlanderousFall 2

Oh!! I see what you did there!!! XD

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TheDrifter 23

Now that's a message to prepare you for the future.

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hawaiianluv 6

Delaying an ****** with anal sex isn't a big accomplishment. JS.

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Torva_fml 16

And I'm "just saying" that you could simply not waste your time, and ours by posting stupid comments. "J.S."

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ProhibitionRose 14

Idk it may be TMI but my husband always finishes really quick when we're doing that because of how much he's into it >.>

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5t3ff1k4h 44

105 - You just made yourself look like a very willing young lady who doesn't have a filter on her mouth.

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ObsceneOblivion 4

Actually, it is. Anal is supposed to be better for both parter, as in the anus there are a ton of nerve endings which increase the pleasure for the woman, and it's tighter than the ******, making it more pleasurable for the man.

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downtime 12

143, Again, stop calling kettles black.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

153, I'm flattered you're following my posts, but unfortunately you're mistaken.

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