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By aarong - 10/02/2014 06:42 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 524
You deserved it 8 000

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should replace the playlist with a voice recording of you reading erotica

killinpoptarts 9

Make sure to have a separate voice for each character

Comments

what.songs and how young is she just wondering lol she's probable got bieber and 1d on there

As long as she's 15 or older and responsible...it doesn't matter.

Don't sweat it, OP, I had playlists labeled stuff like that WAY before I was actually having any sex.

SrgntSprnkls77 15

Record yourself and say some awkward/demeaning/scolding things, change the names and information of the recordings to match the name of the songs, and replace her songs with yours :)

kacironi 13

sounds like you failed in two areas

Maybe he means more disappointed since he probably had a fair idea what she was up to anyway (parents aren't completely stupid) and once they've done it there's no getting it back so he's accepted that and this is just another blow like "really? this is what you listen to when you're doing it?!" Degree of sarcasm detected too haha