Spray it loud!

By klutz44 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winnetka

Today, I took my 2 year-old to a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!

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beaglegal 42

Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.

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beaglegal 42

Looks like urine trouble! But sorry OP, those toilets can be scary. And annoying when they flush before you finish.

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RedPillSucks 31

it feels like you'll get your mind sucked out through your ass

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Lhiah 17

it's always terrifying when the don't flush when they're supposed to as well.

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CliffyB03 28

That happens to me all the time. Not the peeing on myself part, the flushing before I even sit down.

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JMichael 25

Hey we're not one to judge here on FML. So if you pee on yourself then by all means, whatever tickles your fancy.

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_kyleG_ 34

While that might've pissed you off, it's part of being a parent. To be fair, it could've been a much shitter situation!

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Exodiafinder687 58

This is the first time I've seen a 'shitty situation' comment get upvoted instead of buried.

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MrConcise 34

Because it's the first time in a long time it's been properly used - the context made it clever. Major ups to you, #4. I'm pretty impressed.

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tzemmy 25

That sucks. Hopefully you were just about to go home anyways?

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haileyrows 26

I'd be pretty pissed about that too...

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amileah13 26

Aww poor thing! Those are pretty loud and startling if you're not expecting it. They even make me jump at times.

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JMichael 25

I hate those things. Especially when they flush midstream or mid poo.

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