Spray it

By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML
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Zuriel45 0

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

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coldplaylive2003 0

Whose pee was is?

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iKaite 0

AnnieLenox person, Reasons like that why you're never gonna get married, and die a lonely miserable spinster, for the rest of your wretched years.

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Qup 0

Annie needs to have her tubes tied and any one who knows her who has children needs to keep her away from them!!!! ydi for letting little one have access.

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lukewarmocha 0

well at least the deer won't bother you.

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InkGothical 0

Why were either of these bottles in a place where your son could get to them? God forbid you used REAL deer repellant and he hand drunk some or he sprayed you in the eyes. I see this as being completely your fault. Such gardening tools SHOULD NOT be reachable by young'uns.

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tian447 0

Obviously I'm not the only person to be curious about this, but... where exactly do you acquire the urine to spray on the plants?

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Siren_00 0

Either he was old enough to know better, or young enough that he shouldn't have been able to REACH IT. YDI.

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Or the bottle should have been labelled. In any case, YDI.

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juilly_fml 3

yea like as you pee it out not when it's been sitting around in a bottle for god knows how long. urgh :s

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yashr123 0

im pretty sure itd be clean in a bottle from the short time its floating from mid air - bottle... just a guess but i know i would keep pee in a CLOSED CONTAINER so unless bacteria can crawl its way in and open the bottle i think itll still be relatively clean

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