Animals, Kids, Poopoo peepee and Gross: Spray it

Spray it

By GoldenShower - 25/06/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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Poor little dude

By One mad mother - 06/04/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML

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By grrrr - 08/02/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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Chemistry

By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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Thanks babe...

By okaykk - 05/09/2018 13:00

Today, after having hardly any sleep the whole weekend, I was woken up at 3:30 am by the sound of running water. I opened my eyes to find my fiancé peeing in my favorite water bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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You deserved it 5 117

Zuriel45 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

good news is the deer won't be taking any bites out of you.

coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:44

Whose pee was is?

Comments

der_Jabberwhock 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:33

I guess just a light mist on the plants would be fine for them. He'll it'll prolly help since it got nitrogen and ammonia. But ueah that sucks

bordemstirs 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:26

why would leave a bottle of pee where your kid could reach it, you deserve that.

ReeseIsCoolLikeT 0

Friday 26 June 2009 18:45

lmao totally agreed w/ #7

topflight1001 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:27

That sucks now but you will both be telling that story and laughing when your older...as long as this behavior stops once he is an adult.

your_mother 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:07

when i read this the first time i thought you said "pants" not "plants" and I'm like why the hell would dear eat your pants?

Drums101 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 23:41

LOl I read the same xD !

LostAndFound 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:37

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I was seriously worried about clothes-eating deer

DoctorManhattan 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 1:36

Well, on the bright side, no deer are going to eat you now.

mishhell 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:16

Maybe you shouldn't leave that where your son can get to it. JUST A THOUGHT. Parenting and all that, setting boundaries, punishing him, keeping dangerous items hidden, etc, etc.