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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By weezel - 31/08/2010 13:13 - South Africa

Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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starflake 3

Friday 26 June 2009 10:21

Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?

Sawadee 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:12

Wave to the camera and say hi

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eVe3 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 1:59

haha tht is so dumb.... y would u do such a thing

dochoc_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:22

a camera to make sure you cleaned your room? right

mc1900 4

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:31

yeah right - to see if you cleaned your room- that's what walking in is for. you mom' s a perv.

rwctkd95 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:28

look mama I do it better then dad!!!

suffokateslowly 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 8:10

or u can just tell your mom to stop being an fn weirdo

kelixo24 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:13

right, and its not something you'd wanna he looking for while you're having sex. he probably just glanced and did a doouble take

hahalaughing 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:04

hahahaa oooohhh nooo!:P

silver13 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:28

WELL at least something got cleaned rofl. probably check next time eh. lol

MetalLetteRaver 0

Friday 19 August 2011 6:50

And now she knows your sheets need to be washed too!

vincentmacmanus 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:40

Your life sucks, but your mother totally deserves it. With any luck shell be scarred for life. lol

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