Kids, Sleep and Painful: Squeeze

Big sisters are sinister, too. I think I do a fairly good job tormenting my little brother, but I wouldn't make lemonade on his face. Perhaps a delicious mud pie, instead. I hear brothers love that.

rossea 21

Monday 24 November 2014 1:08

Your fault for sleeping there. YDI. (I'm kidding)

smudgey_bubbles_ 8

Tuesday 25 November 2014 4:39

at least your eyes werent open

Little_vinnie 1

Tuesday 25 November 2014 4:48

It appears life gave your sister lemons.

ShutUp007 22

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:10

Yeah... I had a reading test the day after this happened.

alexh55 8

Friday 13 February 2015 15:36

Wonderful taste to kickstart your morning

fantasyworld 37

Friday 17 April 2015 4:45

Do the same to her.

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