Poopoo peepee, Relatable, Awkward and Health: Stage 1?

Stage 1?

By Waterfalls - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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Dizzy

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I fainted in my bathroom, full on naked and sprawled out on my bathroom floor. When I came to, I was in pain from landing on my side and very disoriented. I sat up and could see my husband just roll over in bed and go to sleep. He didn’t even ask me if I was OK. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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JMichael 25

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:11

That is a bad day..dear lord I hope I don't have those days.

christian1509 21

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:13

In 5th grade I dreamt that I had woken up and walked to the toilet and peed only to wake up in pissed sheets :/

Comments

soccer_isbae 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:24

I think you need to get more sleep if your that delirious when you wake up...not trying to be rude but that just doesn't sound healthy

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:47

That's not really a factor. I've slept 4 and a half hours for a whole year and I've never had that issue. It could be genetic, I don't know, but amount of sleep may not have that effect

feven 32

Wednesday 8 October 2014 0:23

#20 Whoa seriously? That's insane... you should get that checked up.

mbuck87 19

Wednesday 8 October 2014 3:52

It sounds like low blood pressure or low blood sugar to me. I'm not a doctor though

Hiktmae 20

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:25

Wow, that's a lovely start to your day... Hope you're okay

devildog562 33

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:25

I'm hoping some adult beverages the night before helped to disorient you this much. Either way it sucks but made me laugh !

idkyduc123 3

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:28

looks like urine trouble

R3TROxLOV3 32

Tuesday 7 October 2014 23:57

When I was younger, I used to wet the bed a lot. One day my mom got fed up and told me that if I dream about the bathroom, it means I have to pee. I don't know why or how it worked, but it did. I never wet the bed after that. What was the point of telling that story? There wasn't one.

Scarylizard1798 23

Wednesday 8 October 2014 0:00

Yep...everyone is a zombie when they first wake up

coried91 28

Wednesday 8 October 2014 18:58

Not really. Especially not a dizzy, lightheaded, pissing zombie. OP sounds as if they had one too many drinks or they really should have had a bit more sleep.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Wednesday 8 October 2014 0:13

Standing up too quickly and getting dizzy is called orthostatic hypotension. It is very common, and nothing to be worried about. Falling over and becoming disoriented then pissing yourself...yea, try taking some time off from boozing so much, OP.