Work, Customers and Annoying: Stalker vibes

Stalker vibes

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 14:01

Today, a woman who has a history of being horrible came into my work. I had to help her, so I was determined to be so nice that she couldn't possibly complain about me, as she has about several coworkers before. Apparently, I was too nice. Now she loves me and wants me to help her every time she comes in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 538

You deserved it 385

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 00:00

Today, I’m too damn nice. I bought a cart of groceries for someone who was asking for help buying food outside a grocery store, so now I get to deal with the self-hatred that comes with being too nice for my own good. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 753

Jekyll and Hyde

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 10:01

Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 842

You deserved it 90

By Frustrated - 25/05/2015 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 343

You deserved it 3 967

Don't date coworkers

By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 647

You deserved it 901

By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 14:05

Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 792

You deserved it 1 103

By cassiebee - 04/11/2012 14:16 - United States - Morgan

Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 135

You deserved it 29 320

Listen up

By disturbedgd - 14/09/2016 11:29 - South Africa

Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 030

You deserved it 1 904

Time to run

By friendlessatwork - 02/10/2012 18:27 - United States - Storrs Mansfield

Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 840

You deserved it 3 725

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 688

By Welp - 14/06/2017 14:00

Today, I failed my nursing clinical for, "being too nice". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 251

You deserved it 428

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 June 2020 16:08

What's the FML? Now, you've got your bosses by the balls. You're the golden one who can handle this terror and not only keep her business, but prevent her from damaging the company with bad Yelp reviews, etc. Request "hazardous duty pay."

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 30 June 2020 14:12

no good deed goes unpunished

Comments

Ainarr 29

Tuesday 30 June 2020 14:12

no good deed goes unpunished

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 30 June 2020 14:20

Take the win. She may be your burden to bear, but at least you're on her good side.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 30 June 2020 16:08

idragosani 15

Tuesday 30 June 2020 17:15

This sounds like a good thing to me.

J15237 25

Tuesday 30 June 2020 20:40

I know that sucks, but take the win and go for you for delivering excellent costumer service. Your bosses will take notice. Have her fill out a compliment card or something. It will pay off for you down the road.