Intimacy: Star Wars brain

Star Wars brain

By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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You deserved it 7 701

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By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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In the mood

By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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You deserved it 4 203

By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 22:59 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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You deserved it 6 721

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:10

Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:18

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

Comments

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 15 August 2012 23:57

Unfortunately, there is not button I can click that says, "Your life is totally awesome." Nerdy pillow talk is the best kind!

nixophebia 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 1:39

Completely agree with him. Did he go into the R2D2 connection?

Yxagerbledink 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:21

Is his name Sheldon?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:48

he can really convince people with star wars theories...some are a bitch to figure out...this one is now figured out...Horray!

kaitlinmmaxwell 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:36

At least he made sense. He could have just been talking out of his ass, after he just ****** you in yours.

VicMcSeven 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 14:36

I don't understand. How is this an FML?

gregorygreg87 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 15:33

I'd actually like to hear this argument.

lugiratina 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 16:14

Whats so bad about that? Seriously...my boyfriend and I have had stranger post-coital conversations, and i cant say they were not enjoyable :)

radicaledward84 10

Friday 17 August 2012 4:09

Your life doesn't suck, nor do you "deserve it". Your bf sounds rather epic.

lightinthedusk 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 5:19

Dude... Your boyfriend is awesome!!!

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