Star Wars brain

By cl4ptp - 14/08/2012 12:17 - United Kingdom - Barry

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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.

stormer461 13

Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.

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Who is your boyfriend? I must hear his theories.

gavo 8

i fail to see the problem here...

I would have to disagree with Chewie being the leader of the Rebel Alliance. Yes, Chewbacca is an important factor, and a good part of Rebel muscle, but the most important thing to him is his life debt with Han. If Han hadn't gotten involved with the Rebel Alliance, Chewbacca wouldn't have, either, and Han was initially only motivated by the money. I'd be interested in hearing your boyfriend's theory, though...and you should be happy he wanted to talk about anything after sex, rather than just rolling over and going to sleep.

Maybe your sex noises sound like Chewbaca's....

SomeRussianGirl 3

OP, Why are you so uptight? Relax he sounds fun.

Maybe he was being polite and trying to throw you a hint that you are a hairy beast OP. Take the hint and get rid of all that nasty fur of yours

That is AWESOME pillow talk. And for two hours? You suck for complaining.

I don't see how there is a complaint here? Most women are lucky if their man even wants to snuggle and talk to them after sex, most just want to lay down and sleep or run off and do something else.

How is that a bad thing??!! This shouldn't even qualify!!