Intimacy: Stay classy

Stay classy

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

Comments

melissapdayton 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:12

Well this is with my ex, but, whenever I was on my period he would invite me over and cuddle with me. Or he would rub my stomach and try to make me feel better. Too bad sex ruined our relationship, right?

NoodleBurger 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:26

well, what CAN you do? it's your boyfriend, you're supposed to do "other stuff". nobody wants to sleep with someone who's bleeding and messy.

bh173 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:38

lol its not like shes going to bleed on him or on her bed... if he wasn't an ass then he'd come over.

bh173 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:36

this is a good example that your boyfriend only wants your pussy 

milly_11 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:16

wow what an ass. that lets u know what he wants u for

kbm1 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:08

if i was ur bf i would come over anyway

dubbadee123 5

Monday 18 July 2011 6:01

dump that sex crazed asshole he was prolly cheating on u anyway

Goodlife918975 6

Friday 22 July 2011 5:32

hey ur on ur period might not be to great

FamiliarStranger 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:28

wtf is wrong with you? not only is he right about you not being able to have sex (i would've said same thing) but who tf wants to be around someone while they are on their period? nobody.