Intimacy: Stay classy

Stay classy

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

Comments

ilikeemsmall 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:57

I agree with your BF. I don't see the point in spending the night with a chick on the rag. I don't care if it's pc or not, I wouldn't bang anyone on the rag either. It stinks and it's gross as hell.

joa76 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:24

So, uh, what are you going to do if you get married or live with a girlfriend someday, sleep on the couch for a week every month? Funny thing, when people actually care about each other, they don't spend the night together just to have sex. They do it because falling asleep with and waking up to the person you care about is really nice.

rasta_pasta 4

Sunday 12 June 2011 7:57

Nicer for women with idealized notions about love than their partners, I'd wager.

joa76 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:50

I've known plenty of guys who enjoy sleeping with their girlfriends, even without sex. It's not called idealizing, it's called finding a nice guy.

rasta_pasta 4

Friday 17 June 2011 5:04

It's not about "nice", you shouldn't be sneaking around to sleep together in the first place. The issue is that they're doing it at an inappropriate time, such that he has to sneak into her parent's house to do it. But then again kids these days are savages with no comprehension of respecting their parents.

bvballi1 5

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:52

I would hav said how in the hell did u kno that lol!!!!!!

MusicLife128 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 10:43

thats totally messed up. id be so mad at my bf if he did that-.-

joa76 3

Saturday 11 June 2011 18:25

Considering he's her boyfriend...why wouldn't he know? If you regularly have sex with someone, they're going to be aware of that sort of thing. You're kind of a jerk if you don't tell them. Edit: That was supposed to be a reply to 241.

heresawaffle 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 13:36

When the red river's a-flowin', take the dirt road home :)

canvasxskin 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:30

wow, really? thats my boyfriends favorite time to have sex...cause you can cum inside and not get pregnant, well it works for us. if he wont have sex with you on your period then ditch his ass....find someone who's thirsty for your blood lol