Stay out of it

By feelsterrible - 09/08/2012 19:51 - United States - Duluth

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML
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AGhost5445 25

He should have beat the shit out of you.

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klovely22 13

Well, that was lame of you. Next time, mind your own business.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How is he a pussy, though?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

The friend walked away from the situation, and OP yelled that because the friend was "pussying out".

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Llama_Face89 33

HAHA that's awesome! Don't feel bad OP, the friend had it coming! I absolutely DESPISE people who betray others that they're supposed to be friends with like that. It's happened to me. I would be on the floor laughing if I'd been in your position.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

So much ******* win. But your an asshole for it, OP. An epic asshole.

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SkoomaKi 27

An epic asshole that got away with it. I think karma is his biggest worry now. Maybe a brick will fall on his toes....

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niall92 6

why would anybody beat anther person up for that?

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Sir_Crackerjacks 5

You go call some guy a pussy. Hey you know, he might just say "You're totally right" and give you a cookie.

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niall92 6

if youre gonna go beat someone up for that youve got some serious anger issues man.

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AlexaWuzHere 31

I don't understand why he would get so angry about his friend sleeping with his sister. It's not like he controls his sister, and why would he confront him in such a public place? I don't blame you OP, that guy was asking for bystanders to yell things at him.

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perdix 29

The sister could be underaged, or wicked retarded. Those could be some valid excuses for beating up your buddy who ****** her.

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klovely22 13

44- if you knew how one of your guy friends treated the girls he dates, would you want him dating/sleeping with your sister?

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Mearemoi 14

And there's always over-protective brothers.

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jem970 19

It is disresepctful to sleep with your friends sibling. It's always been seen that way. If a guy friend of my slept with my sister I would beat the shit out of him. It's just how it is.

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Bluekaren16 19

Well the guy did sleep with his sister so maybe he did kind of deserved it. I mean what if his sister was a minor?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for getting involved. It was none of your business to begin with, so you should feel bad. What I'm wondering is how the guy didn't recognize his own "friend's" voice...

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klovely22 13

The fact that someone called him a "pussy" just set him off.

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laden_swallow09 34

"…with his sister. It was pretty hilarious-" YDI.

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