Steady on, son

By loveyouson - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML
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perdix 29

Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle. The next time that little bastard is going to see ******* is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet ****.

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Shrouds 14

Time to get the little bitter some bottle service.

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AgentClassyPants 9

That is the female equivalent to the movie "teeth". No kids, no kids, no kids.......

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xxjohippiexx 8

Umm, you can always pump.. Lol :P

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lizworld 7

Don't feel too bad - my brother did this all the time to my mother when he was still being breastfed - to let her know he was finished drinking :) I think it was annoying to her but she went through it and laughs at it now :)

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Ashlei69 4

you can't just pump. your body doesn't just produce milk without that connection that sends signals to your brain. and it's best to feed your baby foods at 6 months because they will be less likely to have allergies. some people are so ignorant it makes me sick. I took a class on this. get educate

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