Love and Transportation: Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man...

By just socially awkward - 16/11/2018 12:00

Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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Deez_Knots 10

Friday 16 November 2018 12:03

He’s probably crazy and if u said yes to make him feel better he’ll probably follow u off the train. Who cares what he thinks. We know ur not a racist

manb91uk 22

Friday 16 November 2018 23:22

How can several people ask if you're OK if you're the "ONLY one on the bus"

Comments

Deez_Knots 10

Friday 16 November 2018 12:03

He’s probably crazy and if u said yes to make him feel better he’ll probably follow u off the train. Who cares what he thinks. We know ur not a racist

RichardPencil 30

Friday 16 November 2018 16:11

Haven’t you heard? Now that America is getting great again, it’s OK to be racist. Except don’t use that word — the cool kids say “nationalist”these days.

bltoth 8

Friday 23 November 2018 2:59

Are you saying that if a White Girl won't date a Negro that makes her a Racist? You are a Retarded Asshat.

Ellimac21 14

Friday 16 November 2018 20:34

Be reassured, this has nothing to do with racism or being socially awkward. He didn't have to ask those questions and when you refused to be his "friend" he needed to blame you or make you feel guilty so maybe you would accept to prove him wrong.

Listerinekiss 8

Friday 16 November 2018 20:37

Some people have a hard time accepting rejection. You did the right thing. Don't lose any sleep over that situation, they clearly had a screw loose.

Razell 13

Friday 16 November 2018 21:55

Well, it's just as well you didn't go out with him. If his behavior was that abusive to start it would only get worse.

GUYMAINE 16

Saturday 17 November 2018 7:25

racist

bltoth 8

Sunday 18 November 2018 0:06

Are you a whiny little man child who thinks that she should have entertained this Racist Douchebag?

bltoth 8

Sunday 18 November 2018 0:01

You're lucky! Many women are raped, beaten or killed after being called a racist.

bltoth 8

Sunday 18 November 2018 0:48

Hey Girl, You are not at fault here. You did what you were comfortable doing. Don't be guilted into befriending be someone who would do this to you. They prey on your kindness.