Stinky pits
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#47 I wouldn't say "useless." I would trust someone that is studying psychology to know more about sanity than some other random person on the street. More like annoying, just like your comments.
You could Mexican bath.
I find it amusing no one understands that #10's comment wasn't in response to a 'literally' comment, but rather to the comment before about everyone being insane to a degree.
#29, insane = mentally ill. schizophrenic, bipolar, clinically depressed. everyone is quirky within healthy boundaries, even weird at times, but it definitely can't be said that 'everyone is insane'.
Hahaha, if they're letting you get that smelly think about the dishes. Well could be worse they could start denying you the right to do laundry when you need. SO look on the bright side of things.
I don't know which is worse, the resources to which you had to force yourself or living with two adults, who do not seem to worry about their BO nearly as much as you do..
Have you tried to shower like the Navy personnel have to? They have to get wet and then turn off the water, soap up from head to toe, use shampoo at the same time and then rinse off and you are finished except for the towel to dry with.
Everyone is insane in their own way. That's like saying everyone's unique in the own way.
I ran out of edit time. ^That's the definition, but it's not like anyone uses it anymore.
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Shakin your butt butt probably isn't going to help with your BO.
Almost sounds like my mom these days. Maybe shower at a friends?