Stinky pits

By shakinmahbuttbutt - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 857
You deserved it 4 565

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Shakin your butt butt probably isn't going to help with your BO.

Omfgitsmia 15

Almost sounds like my mom these days. Maybe shower at a friends?

Comments

#47 I wouldn't say "useless." I would trust someone that is studying psychology to know more about sanity than some other random person on the street. More like annoying, just like your comments.

Powerage66 16

I understand the situation OP. Because of various surgeries, I've had to do the same thing. But I think this is worse. Sorry for your parents.

I find it amusing no one understands that #10's comment wasn't in response to a 'literally' comment, but rather to the comment before about everyone being insane to a degree.

#29, insane = mentally ill. schizophrenic, bipolar, clinically depressed. everyone is quirky within healthy boundaries, even weird at times, but it definitely can't be said that 'everyone is insane'.

Hahaha, if they're letting you get that smelly think about the dishes. Well could be worse they could start denying you the right to do laundry when you need. SO look on the bright side of things.

I don't know which is worse, the resources to which you had to force yourself or living with two adults, who do not seem to worry about their BO nearly as much as you do..

Have you tried to shower like the Navy personnel have to? They have to get wet and then turn off the water, soap up from head to toe, use shampoo at the same time and then rinse off and you are finished except for the towel to dry with.

Everyone is insane in their own way. That's like saying everyone's unique in the own way.

I ran out of edit time. ^That's the definition, but it's not like anyone uses it anymore.