Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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ByronJess 17

Weed and cat shit smell nothing alike.

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emilyy5924 0

#60 You smoke weed, you don't use a needle..

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whitekid1497 7

That was the best highdea you could come up with to say to your parents? You're lucky your dad didn't give you a big hit

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lezninja2012 0

dont do it inside u idiot thats wat basements/attics/garages r for....smh

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FMLouis 6

I'm pretty sure all the things you just said are inside...

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vinathi 9

Your fault. If you're going to stink up the house expect to get caught.

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Goatinsfriend 8

There are smarter ways to smoke a joint rather than smoke it in your own house. Especially if it was your first time.

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chili10 18

I don't think there is any smart way to smoke...

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shadexilmaendu 4

Obviously you don't read very much, considering medicinal marijuana is spreading like wildfire. Is the average age of fml users like..13?15? Such uneducated babble

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

53 - yes there is. Plenty, actually. That's like saying there's no responsible way to consume alcohol.

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TheLoneWandererX 2

Thats because there usually isnt when drinking that one beer you thought you had was actually 24 of them.

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PRpandaz 6

Your life doesn't suck. You brought that upon yourself. YDI

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aubsx3 0

Why didn't you just smoke the whole thing dumbass? Or get some friends to share it with? YDI

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thiscrazything 1

Stray cat... In your bathroom?? Really? Sorry, but YDI.

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eminemop 0

Are you honestly trying to get sympathy from us? YDI big time.

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themillerdevin 0

**** yea dude. This kid needs to learn

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brohamas16 7

you should just do it outside

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