Stop! Hammertime!

By shotdown - 04/11/2010 04:18 - United States

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Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML
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Hgielad_720 0

Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

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funzcpl 0

ewwwwwwww! for a guy to actually stop in the middle of sex must mean your breath smelled like ass!

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AdventurousM 0

Yeah, hygiene matters.. Even after you're married. It's not like you get to quit taking care of yourself just because you landed a husband. Hope he doesn't leave you for some one who takes care of their self although maybe he should..!

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ultra_notorious 26

you must really have some stank breath. i bang my girl and go down on her after we wake up in the morn with no issues.

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aduke1215 2

I don't blame him. That's disgusting. You should never let your breath get so bad that it comes to that. Gross.

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stariee1997 16

It couldn't have been that pationate for him if he had to stop half way through. :S

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smilelynzi 5

Sounds like something my boyfriend would say!

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fbear10 5

Ooo.. That sucks! But your husband does have a point.. You wouldn't want to have sex with bad breath....

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InvisibleMonster_fml 16

So embarrassing, fyl indeed, op.

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metroido 17

something tells me op is the kind of person whos breath still stinks despite thorough and religious daily oral hygiene

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