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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML

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By Jeffery89000 - 14/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML

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By Christine.T - 27/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML

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By noespresso - 15/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML

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By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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By Melanie - 08/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML

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glenzhao2 16

Friday 14 January 2011 8:57

Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.

chelle_starlight 0

Friday 14 January 2011 9:02

you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha

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neongurl98 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 17:21

maybe you shouldn't wear revealing clothing??

lilyisfly 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:16

please tell us your a girl...

abjohnson117 0

Friday 5 August 2011 14:37

So you have nice boobs?

gsguitarist 0

Friday 26 August 2011 8:37

Theres something wrong with that?

Matt1989 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:11

i have a feeling there was cleavage in the area

Kolle 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:59

Dont flatter yourself

iBiteRoses 22

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:11

Take it as a compliment, hookah.

JordenAsplund 0

Friday 9 March 2012 4:59

I really don't get how she deserved it?

TrippingOnAcid 29

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:58

Men these days >.>

taradeborde87 3

Tuesday 24 April 2012 2:45

It's not flattering to have some random staring at you, especially to the point that he missed her order THREE times. It's actually kind of embarrassing. There's a HUGE difference in complementing someone and staring.

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