Football and Kids: STOP SCREAMING

STOP SCREAMING

By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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Monday 30 December 2013 16:03

someone needs to learn good behavior.

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Monday 30 December 2013 16:04

Your child is a genius!

Comments

Big_Pickle 18

Monday 30 December 2013 20:05

Bad parenting 101

bunny409 14

Monday 30 December 2013 20:14

well dont scream lol its always annoying to hear people scream watching football

whovian45 6

Monday 30 December 2013 20:21

A: call your cable provider . B: do the basics (like her birthday) . C: when you get done, ground her as harshly as you can put upon her

Omniprism 14

Monday 30 December 2013 20:21

Well what easy number would she know? Shouldn't be that hard.

Gnu_fml 9

Monday 30 December 2013 20:22

I wish her behaviour would go viral! There is TOO MUCH sports on tv. I hate it. Smart kid!!! Kudos to her :)

Ananym 7

Monday 30 December 2013 21:24

So your hate of sports should be forced upon every other person in the world? **** off.

Omniprism 14

Monday 30 December 2013 20:23

Or tell her you will take all her toys away. Plus she might not even remember. There should be a way to unlock it in situations like this though. Call the maker.

G_bear24 9

Monday 30 December 2013 20:35

Try a pony! The pony always works;D

CTPope74 13

Monday 30 December 2013 20:42

IMO, They are the parents and the child is a child. Parent should punish the child for locking the TV. The TV does not belong to the child. On the other hand, Talk to the child. Since you know the problem, have respect for all the family members and try to keep it down when watching sports. This way the child knows not to do it again, and they will be able to talk to their parents if something is bothering them.