Awkward and Work: STOP SMILING

STOP SMILING

By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

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m22100 14

Saturday 3 May 2014 8:32

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

xzxXxzx 11

Saturday 3 May 2014 8:32

Not depressing at all..

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ObjectiveCurly 6

Saturday 3 May 2014 21:19

I would go to work every day and be the happiest person alive, just to irritate him. I'm guessing his personnel life sucks so he has to drag everyone else down too.

imamaniac 4

Sunday 4 May 2014 0:54

its probably because he feels miserable and everyone else around him are happy

Alhamdulilah 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 1:09

Well I guess you can't clap along at work anymore..

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 4 May 2014 1:57

You didn't fill out the proper form for those feelings.

mclovin22897 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 2:14

I really do hope that's a joke

el_angelroca 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:29

Your boss actually meant that you are not allowed to play the song happy while you are at work

brenton490 19

Sunday 4 May 2014 16:07

A lot of bosses are like that. When I was hired they told me "if you're having fun you're doing something wrong."):

trell000 13

Monday 5 May 2014 8:13

My old boss was like this,I swear he could hear us smiling.

KcRoth 0

Monday 5 May 2014 9:40

are you working for FOXCONN ? SO DO I !! FML

xaru 21

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:11

Is your boss Kim Jong Il?

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