STOP SMILING

By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML
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Top comments

m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

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xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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DonULFonso 22

Happy workers raise production, so your boss is not only an asshole, but a bad manager.

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FrankHotpants 31

Well perhaps it's the required emotion for the production to be made.

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ironik69 31

Thats the way bosses are. I got fired from McDonalds for being too happy...I wistled while I cleaned up the dining area. :-(

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mb2_native 15

But if OP has a sarcastic side, i would suggest the HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Shirt from Duck Dynasty/ Duck Commander haha

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Tavers 19

Well, no Pharrel Williams for you!

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ZombieGirl95 13

Well my mom's lawyer told here to kill herself...glad she didn't do it tho...wtf is wrong with people today?

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Kayaytea 18

This needs more context. Follow-up please!

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alicealiveordead 13

maybe it's a strange clause in your employment contract, but likely your boss is just a dick.

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