STOP SMILING

By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 178
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m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

xzxXxzx 11

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Happy workers raise production, so your boss is not only an asshole, but a bad manager.

Well perhaps it's the required emotion for the production to be made.

ironik69 31

Thats the way bosses are. I got fired from McDonalds for being too happy...I wistled while I cleaned up the dining area. :-(

But if OP has a sarcastic side, i would suggest the HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Shirt from Duck Dynasty/ Duck Commander haha

Well, no Pharrel Williams for you!

Well my mom's lawyer told here to kill herself...glad she didn't do it tho...wtf is wrong with people today?

This needs more context. Follow-up please!

maybe it's a strange clause in your employment contract, but likely your boss is just a dick.