STOP SMILING

By i guess - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hamilton

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML
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m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

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xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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xzxXxzx 11

Not depressing at all..

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incoherentrmblr 21

Did your boss also bitch at you for getting your work done "too fast" and making him and other departments look bad in comparison?...

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waroftheroses 16

I love fml's inside a fml. fmlception.

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JMichael 25

That's how I feel at my job OP. Everything is about "customer first" or "the customer is always right". What about your employees being happy in the work place? When did that go down the drain?

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cakefete2 30

#1, I think you're the first person to successfully pull off sarcasm in an fml comment. You should totally get some sort of badge.

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Ian7890 23

42 you can still be happy and put the customer first

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martin8337 35

Probably during the 80's or 90's.

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kangx1 28

And did he also end you employment when you said that your wrists were hurting at the production line?

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m22100 14

Hmmm, I think your boss may have a case of this illness called being an asshole.

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SimplyEcks 15

I believe the medical term is ASSHOLicitius!

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Kamon97 23

And he's probably allergic to the medication

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cakefete2 30

Unfortunately, I heard that most sufferers are afflicted for life.

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zach205 24

there has been an epidemic of it recently

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SnowFangedBeauty 19

Sadly, ive been infected since i was two its almost always deadly....

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TheTacoMan 24

#81 are you magic Johnson? It's normally terminal! How are you still alive then?

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thecalvin123 21

I think you mean a diapproving smile. OP'S boss told her not to be happy after all.

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ELoni_fml 25

You might want to rent a clown suit and make balloon animals as a statement ;)

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rainbowdog 17

Better yet, bring in a bouncy castle.

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184886837272837 32

being a rebel has never been so much fun!

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oddities 20

I don't think your boss can do that. At all. And I really hope your boss was being sarcastic. Or joking. If not, FYL.

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elly94 23

I feel a Pharrell Williams song coming on ..

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cakefete2 30

That song is everywhere. I guess it was a matter of time til it got to fml.

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funzoneplanet 7

I was thinking the exact same thing before I came across your reply :-)

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RaulTheHuman 7

Don't worry, be happy,

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PassiveAggresive 12

Your boss was probably joking even if it's to a low degree. Otherwise, if he was going to implement that rule it would be illegal.. Unless they agreed on paper.

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cakefete2 30

*rereads contact* "oh shit, page 92 paragraph 7 subsection b"....

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HeyTherexxx 21

Sorry, OP. I hope he's joking, and if not, he's a jackass. FYL.

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