Work, Awkward and Love: Stop talking now!

Stop talking now!

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her parents seemed upset, so I tried to lighten the mood by saying, "Hey, at least the weekend is coming up and you guys won't have to go to work." Apparently, they were upset because they both got laid off from their jobs today. FML

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By Panda Man - 29/11/2018 08:30 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had a meeting with my girlfriend, who I live with and work with but on different teams. Both our teams got laid off. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Dude - 02/04/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?" I said, "It goes." Then he said, "At least we have a job." FML

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You deserved it 3 680

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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You deserved it 2 611

By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 16:50 - Bangladesh - Dhaka

Today, days after I broke up with my girlfriend, my dad tried to make her feel better by inviting her to our family BBQ next weekend. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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You deserved it 2 424

By Anonymous - 01/02/2015 10:21 - United States

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

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You deserved it 2 702

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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brkn_hearted 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:18

damn that sucks :( but how were you supposed to have known?

dontbackdown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:35

I love that a lot of FML's seem to happen because couples don't tell each other anything. If I was the girlfriend I would've given my boyfriend a heads up.

Comments

thabeast 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:23

hate obama Fox all the way

diet_otaku 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:07

yeah, you drink that kool-aid!

dandymidori 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:34

Awww, that's not really your fault at all! If your girlfriends' parents frequented FML, they'd have the right to post about their losses~ I hope it just wasn't too awkward after you all talked about it! (:

vansareyellow 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:34

Awww. That sucks. P.S.- Thank God for number 61! I ONLY watch Fox. They have the facts. Oh, and I'm not a fan of Obama either. I can respect others opinions though.

diet_otaku 0

Friday 24 July 2009 3:09

no, fox has all the republican bias.

ninitoo00 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:38

More like f*** THEIR lives!

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KillaKingPerrie 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:36

If that was me I would have just left.

fml2102008 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:38

Your girlfriend should've told you before you got there.

fml2102008 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 8:40

that sucks

Pastor_Rich 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 12:01

insert foot in mouth

connalH 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 13:15

ahahahaha, i love how half of the FML's posted get comments that end up in debates about all sorts of things, rather than actually commenting on the FML. It's really quite entertaining and most of the time i'm on this site i just read these crazy debates. thanks guys :D

boatkicker 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 15:49

I love it. I do that all the time. Usually I get involved. Gives me something to do with my free time. It's really great how this one has two going on. Obama vs McCain AND the Healthcare debate. :D