Painful and Health: Stranded

Stranded

By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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Help!

By Agonised - 29/05/2021 00:01

Today, I went to the hospital for crippling back pain that made it impossible to walk. The doctor was more interested in telling me off for not taking a pill that he admitted doesn't help acute pain. He then gave me an injection that wore off in an hour, and sent me home, telling me to take over the counter meds. FML

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By charlotte9338 - 23/10/2011 23:32 - Canada

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

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No pain, no meds

By I don’t stink - 01/05/2020 20:00

Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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Fragile

By Ouch - 18/01/2021 08:02

Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML

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SO FRUSTRATING

By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30

Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML

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Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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By UsedForSurgery - 28/10/2017 01:30

Today, after having surgery, I called my family to tell them I was out, safe, and on my way home. The first thing they asked was if they could "borrow" some of my pain meds. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:52

Just put the TV on Jersey Shore. The stupidity will make you forget all about your pain.

EllyMo 15

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:48

I keep ferrets for this exact reason.

Comments

iDerp 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:07

Use the force. Never failed for me.

BayleeWasHere 1

Friday 30 December 2011 2:18

I can see that.

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:10

.... are we on a after school tv special ?

ThecomingofTan 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:16

This is where life alert would come in handy. They might be mad that you aren't suffering from a heart attack, but oh well. Those pills aren't going to pick themselves up.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:18

What a pain in the ass you are! I wonder if there's a pill for that.

fancyclown 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:18

One of those times you wish you had the elasticity and malleability of Mr. Fantastic

SirLongRod 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:45

Someone payed attention in English 101.

heyyyaubrey 9

Friday 31 January 2014 5:03

isnt malleability like being able to bend? why the hell would you use that word if it means something about wires -__-. you have it all wrong man..

carnage1108 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:31

Grab another pill...

ThatLooksSticky 16

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:36

I believe OP meant she knocked the bottle of pills on the floor, not just one pill.

notsorandomguy 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:33

Watch as random comments keep popping up on your FML and read other FMLs... That ought to keep you distracted OP

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:51

Just grit your teeth, roll off the couch, and grab them. I have been in similar situations. And by the way pain mess makes Jersey Shore fun.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:57

Flop down on the floor, grab your meds and take a double dose, followed by a swig of Jack. You'll be flopped on the floor like a dead fish, but you won't give a shit.

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 30 December 2011 3:59

I said almost word for word the same thing to her, but it has disappeared somewhere in fml land.

perdix 29

Friday 30 December 2011 8:06

My magick is very powerful, heh-heh-heh. JKJKJK, sometimes that shit happens. A couple days ago, I wrote one I really liked and it never made it. What can you do? Keep writing, that's what you can do.