Shopping and Kids: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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Kiki242 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:28

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

Please tell me you punished her right.

Comments

sulkjin 1

Monday 9 December 2013 21:45

I'm sorry to say but don't get her anything for Christmas or b-day. Give her only terrible tasting food and she will be good.... I think.

homes7d 14

Monday 9 December 2013 23:18

We'll I would grab the guy and the kid and wait for security and see what's up

Blavock 12

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:35

I'd beat her motherfucking ass when I got home

CozzaPayne 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 0:41

Well, looks like this little girl's now on Santa's naughty list... Hope she likes coal ;) Little ******* brat!

jixiekat 14

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:08

what a brat! my pet peve is bratty children

w3m_fml 4

Tuesday 10 December 2013 4:36

Should have bought the damn doll

Jfarb1096 1

Tuesday 10 December 2013 22:18

Oh hell no... I would say "lets see if you still smile when i'm through with you at home"

JustinRanford99 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 2:14

That man had no right to hold you in a chokehold, he should have just gotten security, especially since your daughter was lying. Nayways tell the police that man assaulted you. next, you have a spoiled rotten child, do not give her Christmas this year and make a system where if she misbehaves, she misses out on holidays. I know it seems big, but kids these days need to be disciplined.

yellowzinnias 20

Saturday 14 December 2013 4:13

THIS. The saddest part is, this would NEVER have happened if it had been her mother and not her father. People would have rightly assumed that it was a parent/child squabble and continued shopping.

soibee 2

Wednesday 11 December 2013 3:35

I did the same exact thing to my mom when I was little she still brings it up every Christmas.

hrhppg 1

Wednesday 11 December 2013 13:52

If you give her a single Christmas gift after that then it is your fault she's a brat. Leave a note from Santa saying she was too naughty to even get coal.