Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Kiki242 19

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

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Superman_Geek15 6

I think it's time for you to spank your daughter

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kendallmariee 5

You need to get a hold on her before it's too late and she becomes a rebel in her teenage years

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pookdizzle 2

What you just wrote is the epitome of why I don't want children. You can't even teach them discipline anymore without being reprimanded. It's absolute rubbish, & if you're not harming the children, it's none of their business !

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top_hat_god 2

be proud, your daughter is a genius, an evil genius, but a genius nontheless

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AloysiusWeasley 15

She sounds like a little sociopath that needs a beating when you get home. With a belt.

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shoelover23 2

This shows how good your parenting skills are...or lack of parenting skills should I say

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Sitting_Ducki 8

not only wwould she find sitting difficult but shed be lucky if she gotvanything new much less toys for a year. id alsi sue the customer claiming injury,

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