Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Kiki242 19

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

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xs4u 13

u better have whopped her ass out of this earth or else U don't even deserve to mention this

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ZY1431 24

Ill pay my kid to pull that shit on me. if she did that, god himself wouldn't be able to save her from me or her mother lol.

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boredombuddy 1

that's what you get for lying to your kids.. you deserve everything you got from her... horrible people lie to their kids

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amisenho 11

I'm sorry, but where in this FML did OP lie to her kid?

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rec_chem 22

Discipline your child. If you did that, she would never have had the guts to do that.

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havok87 11

I would beat her ass all day everyday for a week.

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dark_angel4121 12

No offense but your daughter is a spoiled brat; unless you change her attitude she's going to stay that way and make your life more difficult.

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MrSarcasmic 10

Another perfect reason why I'm never having kids.

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domii1 4

You deserved it, a child only acts like that when you (THE PARENT) spoils her and never punishes her.

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Thunderstruck14 30

What a horrible child. Its people like that that make me feel all violent (although I never actually hurt anyone, I just think about it).

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Jessssuhh 17

My brother is just like this (only eighteen and much, much more aggressive), as a kid he was spoilt like nobodies business. My parents always seemed to have the philosophy that if it will get him to shut up, it's worth it; and he still throws tantrums to get what he wants to this day. I, on the other hand, once stole $50 for a field trip, was taken to the copshop (Mum paid the cops to make a big deal out of it and scare me straight- bloody well worked), and had my birthday rights revoked that year. None of that was slapping the kid, none of it was abusive, it was tactical. For my sixteenth birthday my parents were having a hard time with money, I told them they didn't have to buy my a birthday or christmas gift that year. Now, I'm not trying to say 'look at me, I'm such a good kid' but more so if you're intelligent about teaching your children life lessons - such as the value of money and that stealing is very wrong - it will go a long way. FYL OP, but work on it.

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