Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Kiki242 19

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

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carelessxdanger 9

i would take away all her privileges. she isnt deserving.

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Angelic_Author 16

OP should hide all of her toys and write a letter from Santa saying that because she's a little bitch he's taken all of her toys until she learns how to behave. Then when she's done acting like a worthless brat OP should put them back one by one.

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slimkelsey 17

Tell her that Santa saw the whole thing and that she's on the naughty list. That'll teach her for sure. My mom did that to me when I was a kid. Changed my life.

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Ashenwolf 1

Take her back to the store and let her pick out her favorite doll. Buy it, and then make sure she watches as you donate it to a kids charity.

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RabbitOfAurora 28

I'll remember this for if I ever have kids.

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aria78 19

And make sure to tell her it belongs to a child who desurves it.

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BriCx 8

I once worked at Gamestop and a man came in with his son asking about all the cool new stuff that came out. He then proceeded to explain that his son had a horrible report card and so he was showing him what he could have had. That man is my hero. xD

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lesley3r3 22

This is quite funny but 6 year old...

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foxy_grampa 19

You should ground her for a long time. Gotta teach her a lesson and that things like that shouldn't be taken lightly

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arodven 18

Lol, Love the idea, but since security was called on him for trying to take the little girl out of the store I think the police would be involved if he said he didn't know her.

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perdix 29

1. Buy her the damn doll. 2. Secretly drill holes in all of their eyes and insert tiny red LEDs. 3. In the middle of the night, light the lights and blast scary music. 4. After the attack of the devil dolls, she'll beg you to get rid of them. 5. Donate the dolls to charity.

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poorjudgement 26

You, sir, have the most amusing comments on the site.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

ok that last sentence was a little too far. 27 still looks like a kid, he'll grow up..meanwhile lets stay a little decent, shall we?

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