Shopping and Kids: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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Nosy nitwit

By Paladin Rayjack - 17/10/2024 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML

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Fight Club Penguin

By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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Good intentions, but…

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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You deserved it 5 011

Kiki242 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:28

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

Please tell me you punished her right.

Comments

liaRawr 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:18

Stop spoiling your daughter and tell her off properly

liaRawr 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:21

My mum wouldn't have any of that I was scared of 123

awilliams44 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:25

Wow ur daughters a spoiled brat. I would never let my child be like that

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:52

Tell her Santa isn't real, and that you won't be buying her any Christmas presents this year. That'll fix that rotton personality of hers.

Biden_fml 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:10

Learn. Discipline.

G_bear24 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:13

Looks like your raising a brat good luck with that.

buttcramp 21

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:16

you teach people how to treat you

Bronze_ace 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:18

Her room would be stripped down to where she doesn't even have a pillow to play with

kayoss 1

Sunday 8 December 2013 4:20

I would of kicked her ass like my mother did to me when I was younger. pouted when she wouldn't get me an optimus prime toy, got my ass whooped on the spot. hurt so much I couldnt cry.