Shopping and Kids: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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You deserved it 6 210

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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You deserved it 3 694

By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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You deserved it 1 970

By notapedobear - 13/01/2011 08:21

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

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You deserved it 3 287

By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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You deserved it 5 009

By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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Kiki242 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:28

Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.

Sports_guy3 28

Sunday 8 December 2013 2:26

Please tell me you punished her right.

Comments

King_paradox 22

Sunday 8 December 2013 7:32

Being raised by my strict black parents. I would need security to feel save that night. So based upon my training.. And depending on his strictness FYL @ the daughter

Beepbeep7 14

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:03

My parents would have tore my ass up! I would not have sat down for a week haha

marcusadam21 2

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:08

Wipe that smirk off her face! Haha brat

lando707 3

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:15

Honestly you have the right to punish your children in any way

kkmmdd26 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:15

lock her in her room and take her lamp out of her room. My mom did that to me it was the best punishment!

stretchedthin 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:29

if my daughter did that I'd whoop her ******* ass and ground her to her room with nothing but a bed blankets and clothes and give away all her toys. She wouldn't come out till pigs fly for being a spoilt ungrateful brat.

BroYouDerpy 10

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:34

spoiled

faireanjell 5

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:39

Take away all of her unnecessary things and give them to those less fortunate to teach her how to be grateful for what she has how easily it can all disappear ..

pooldude 24

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:41

Something is seriously wrong right now. The bratty children are increading exponentially !!

Eorlas 31

Sunday 8 December 2013 8:59

I learned in a college course that this form of punishment is completely ineffective. It essentially comes down to threatening to do something you have no intention of following through with.