Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 606
You deserved it 13 383

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FFML_314 11

You sure know how to break the ice. Or should I say 'melt.'

Jerzyginger74 0

And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.

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TookiMyCooki 0

hahaha I bet it was an interview for The BK Lounge!!

Samyy27 0

they make bathrooms for that kind of thing..

848901 0

Withe the job market bein so difficult, I can understand bein nervous, but that's too much...

NavyAvi 0

haha learn to hold your water, child

underyourbreath 8

Awh man, I feel you OP. Whenever I'm nervous because I have an interview or a presentation my stomach gets all knotted, which can sometimes lead to REALLY needing to go to the bathroom. That's why I specifically go to the bathroom and try my best to (rhymes with art) before something important, even if I'm not nervous at the time. Works like a charm :)

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

"Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom" * 5 seconds later * "Ahh that's better!"

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

YDI for going to a job interview without a diaper?

I agree I always wear pull ups for accidents like that.....

boatkicker 4

If it makes you feel any better, OP, I passed out halfway through my shift on my first day or work (last night) They had to call an ambulance and everything. It was pretty much the most embarrassing moment ever, and I'm terrified that it's going to end my job, before it's even really started. I didn't even feel woozy or anything, before it happened. And in my first week at work (I think my 3rd or 4th day) for my last job, my nose randomly started bleeding. FYL because random bodily functions suck. (However, if you knew already from a previous event that you lose bladder control when you're nervous, YDI as well.)

I would hire you for the pure entertainment value. We have had worse.