Stuck

By notmansbestfriend - 12/08/2013 16:09 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was stuck on the toilet for hours after eating some questionable seafood. During this time, I watched through the open door as my dog destroyed the nice shoes I just bought, as well as the tux I rented for my sister's wedding. The wedding is in 12 hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 273
You deserved it 7 851

Same thing different taste

Top comments

olpally 32

I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!

Why did you keep the suit within your dogs reach?

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You have twelve hours to get another one. With all that time you might as well get creative with your dogs punishment.

Havent people learned to keep all new clothing somewhere your pets cant tear or slobber all over em! Too many fmls about pets ripping OPs stuff. You guys are teasing your pets! Leaving stuff like those around the house for them to play with!

I don't understand why OP didn't just make a superhuman effort and clench for the 20 seconds it would take to get out there and rescue the rented tux. The shoes, they're probably relatively easily replaceable. A tux replacement from a rental shop, not so much.

Clenching doesnt always work. But yea, try to clench and save the outfit but fail to hold clench > Watching helplessly your dog destroying your expensive rentals.

Your dog was probably just crabby because you never play with him.

fml1365 30

That sucks a lot. I suggest maybe punishing the dog by maybe giving him food he doesn't like. But you should explain what happened to your sister and wear nice clothes.

alonzo368 5

it's your sisters wedding just rent another and deal with the cost after

Yeah...run out and stop him. It may get messy but as long as you keep the tux clean, you can clean the rest up later...

Michael_92 20

I really think the bigger question here is why would you let your dog do that while you just sit there?

Exactly my thought. I would risk having to clean up after myself if it meant saving the shoes and tux. There's no way I would just sit on the toilet for hours watching my dog chew up stuff.