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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States
You have twelve hours to get another one. With all that time you might as well get creative with your dogs punishment.
Havent people learned to keep all new clothing somewhere your pets cant tear or slobber all over em! Too many fmls about pets ripping OPs stuff. You guys are teasing your pets! Leaving stuff like those around the house for them to play with!
I don't understand why OP didn't just make a superhuman effort and clench for the 20 seconds it would take to get out there and rescue the rented tux. The shoes, they're probably relatively easily replaceable. A tux replacement from a rental shop, not so much.
Clenching doesnt always work. But yea, try to clench and save the outfit but fail to hold clench > Watching helplessly your dog destroying your expensive rentals.
You're just having a really shitty day.
Your dog was probably just crabby because you never play with him.
That sucks a lot. I suggest maybe punishing the dog by maybe giving him food he doesn't like. But you should explain what happened to your sister and wear nice clothes.
Yeah...run out and stop him. It may get messy but as long as you keep the tux clean, you can clean the rest up later...
I really think the bigger question here is why would you let your dog do that while you just sit there?
Exactly my thought. I would risk having to clean up after myself if it meant saving the shoes and tux. There's no way I would just sit on the toilet for hours watching my dog chew up stuff.
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I've heard of "my dog ate my homework" excuse, but this is a new one. Go find another one at a store and quick!
Why did you keep the suit within your dogs reach?