Suave

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
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PositiveChillout 0

Is that how you define "making a move"? By asking about holiday preferance? That right there is a fail. And for the record, it's damn creepy when people batt their eyes; damn creepy.

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steph_darling 0

wow. i dont know about you guys, but when i'm trying to score with a guy i ask him about his favourite holiday. they all think its so hot. xD

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newburton13 26

YDI solely for batting your eyes like a bitch.

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keidus324 6

What the **** kind of pick up line is that?

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Dr_Eeevil 7

A girl that's in my grade came up to me and batted her eyes and tried to flirt and I was so creeped out I made up an excuse that I had to talk to my friend about a project oh yea I already turned her down TWICE when she asked me out

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mashfan6507 17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Isaiahhb 3

apparently you have not developed a "game". maybe as a woman you never thought you'd need one. sucks for you

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